Paradoxon

+18° C – on Hawaii they take two blankets.
+10° C – in buildings in Helsinki they turn off cooling.
+2° C – Italian cars can’t start.
0° C – water is freezing.
-1° C – you can see your breath. Russians are eating ice-cream and drinking cold beer.
-4° C – your dog is getting in your bed.
-10° C – French cars can’t start. 
-12° C – politicians start talking about homeless people.
-15° C – American cars can’t start.
-20° C – you can hear your breath.
-24° C – Japanese cars can’t start.
-28° C – your dog is getting in your pyjamas.
-29° C – German cars can’t start.
-30° C – there is no any normal car that can start.
-36° C – Russian car can’t start.
-39° C – Russians are buttoning shits completely. 
-50° C – your car is getting in your bed.
-60° C – people of Helsinki are freezing. In Moscow they button the coats.
-70° C – hell is freezing over. 
-72° C – lawyers are putting their hands in pockets.
-120° C – alcohol is freezing. Russians are getting really nervous. 
-273,15° C – absolute zero. Molecules are not moving. Russian is licking the frozen vodka.

(Quelle: possibility--girl)